A Literary Geek Meme
Thanks kindly to House of Duck, who let me borrow it.
1) What author do you own the most books by?
Lillian Jackson Braun– well, she did write over 30! I think I own 8? A close runner up would be Elizabeth Peters. I think I have 6 or 7 of hers.
2) What book do you own the most copies of?
William Shakespeare’s plays– I’ve got 2 “complete” copies, and several versions of individual plays in paperback
3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Yes. Yes, it does. I do teach grammar, after all.
4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Sherlock Holmes– have been since I saw Jeremy Brett playing him; Laurie R. King has just encouraged me
4a) What fictional character would you most like to be?
Anne of Green Gables– who wouldn’t want to live on P.E.I and love Gilbert?
4b) What fictional character do you think most resembles you?
Polly from “The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew”– go on. read it and see.
5) What book have you read the most times in your life?
“The Outlaws of Sherwood” by Robin McKinley– I used to read it every six months when I was in school
6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
Ohh.. that’s hard. I started on adult novels pretty early. I think by ten I was into Agatha Christies’ s “Tuesday Club Murders”
7) What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?
Wow, hmmm… this is difficult b/c I don’t tend to start books that I’m not already pretty sure I’m going to like. Maybe “Miracle Myx”? (see my review here)
8 ) What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?
I think “At Home in Mitford”by Jan Karon– it’s a soft, pastor-in-a-small-town novel. I laughed, I cried, and I immediately went and read the rest of the series straight through. Then my dad did as well.
9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
“Shadow of the Wind” by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. It is fabulous, gothic, and about the love of books.
10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for literature?
JK Rowling. Screw proper “literature” and the snobs. Anyone who can get my 7th graders to read multiple 400+ page novels deserves this prize in my book!
11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
I want to see “The Hobbit” done by the same crew who did such a great job with LotR.
12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
“The Beekeeper’s Apprentice” by Laurie R. King– one of my favorite books, so I don’t want it spoilt
13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
Sometimes when my brothers were little and I had to read “Green Eggs and Ham” to them all of the time, I’d find myself reciting it in my sleep.
14) What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?
The Ranma 1/2 mangas
15) What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?
“The Count of Monte Cristo” and “Crime and Punishment” are tied here– I had to make charts half-way through just to keep all of the name changes straight;
however, I think “Ulysses” is going to take the cake, once I have finished it.
16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?
A Winter’s Tale
17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
The French: “they don’t care what they do, actually– as long as they pronounce it properly” 🙂 [hint- quotation from the same source as my blog’s name]
18) Roth or Updike?
Updike– I like his rewrite of the Hamlet story: “Gertrude and Claudius”
19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
Dave Eggers– who else would have the guts to call his novel/ memoir: “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius”?!
20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
Shakespeare, any day.
21) Austen or Eliot?
Austen– but I actually prefer the film adaptations on these. I had a bad experience with “Middlemarch” and haven’t yet forgiven Eliot.
22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
Eliot, Austen, Bronte– that sort of thing.
23) What is your favorite novel?
“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams
“The Pirates of Penzance” by Gilbert and Sullivan– I like musical theatre.
“Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll
Mark Twain on the inadequacies of James Fenimore Cooper
27) Short story?
oh, really, any of the Jeeves stories by P. G. Wodehouse
28) Work of non-fiction?
Harold Bloom on Hamlet
29) Who is your favorite writer?
Laurie R. King. I’ve read, I think, everything she’s written, and they are all exceptional.
30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
Toni Morrison. I’m sorry, but all of her books are really the same basic characters and themes.
31) What is your desert island book?
“The Complete Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”: a five-book trilogy
32) And … what are you reading right now?
I am reading the following. I jump around based on my mood, where the book is in the house, and how much time I’ve got:
“Ulysses” by James Joyce
“Baby, Would I Lie?” by Donald E. Westlake
“A Beautiful Blue Death” by Charles Finch
How did you do? Are you a literary geek too? Drop me a comment below.